Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Owww. Oooooooowwwwww.

Dear Bitch,
I understand that you have to come once a month. In fact, after hearing horror stories from people who you don't visit regularly, I should be glad that you like me enough to stop by.
However, I do not appreciate the baggage you bring with you. In the future if you could be so kind as to leave the cramps at home, I would appreciate it.


  1. Poop. That sucks. I'm really sorry about her visit. ~hugs~

    I wanted to mention ... Do you know how many times I've heard the word "Snark" in the last few days? Seriously - like 4-5 times since your post. Weird, eh?

  2. Sorry you're in pain. 2 Tylenol and 2 Motrin usually do the trick for me. Of course, I'm out of luck these days when it comes to pain management.

  3. I hope the horror passes swiftly!

  4. Yuck - Hate AF, she friggin bites - BIGTIME.

    Feel better soon :-)

  5. Well, if she has to be here with cramps, hopefully her visit will be brief. Tradeoffs. Sigh....

    Can I just say how much I love the title of your blog?

  6. Number One OTC drug for cramps: ALLEVE.

    I had high hopes that after my myomectomy my cramps (and heavy bleeding) would ease off. Two cycles in, and no real change.

    Why does medical intervention never work for me the way it does for everyone else???

    I agree. AF is an evil bitchwhore.

  7. Ah. Isn't that just like the true physical kick in the gut to accompany the face slap of not being knocked up? I mean, as if the emotional aspects of it don't suck enough, you have to deal with the physical aspects as well.
    Fuck that! And if I could, I would send you a vicodin to help you through. So consider this my mental vicodin.