Saturday, May 24, 2008

Don't do it!

To the person who came over here from googling "I'm about to blow my brains out"

Suicide is bad, but really? Blowing your brains out? Messy and not always that effective. My next door neighbor did it a few years ago and hung on for a week. It was not pretty.
I promise that whatever is hurting right now can't hurt like that forever.

Now, to the person who googled "cat poop infertility": It is. It really is. IF is totally cat pooptacular.


  1. Is it totally wrong that I am cracking up at a post about blowing one's brains out? (For the record, I was laughing at the cat poop part.)

    Thanks for the comment on my blog. I hope you'll check in on occasion. :)

  2. BTW . . . I added you to my blogroll. Hope you don't mind.

  3. Io is BAAAAAAAACK! By the sounds of this post, anyway. And I'm so glad. Not just becuase I love laughing at your jokes, but also cause I'm just happy you're finding the funny again. I know the crappy stuff isn't over yet, but I'm glad your funk has lifted a bit.

    Cat pooptacular indeed. And I'm never using the word "vagina" or any of the slang terms ever again. It's just going to be known as my fertile well-cared-for organic garden from here on out.

    You rock. I'm so glad you're my friend.

  4. Hahahaha, you crack me up! :-)

  5. Oh how I miss statcounter! So funny to see what searches lead to your blog.

  6. Heh. I LOVE google analytics!

    And yes, infertility is catpooptacular.

  7. Or whatever site tracking method you use, is what I mean.

    I'm just a selfish bitchhole who thinks that whatever is in her head must CERTAINLY be what is in everyone else's head. Thus, Google Analytics when you could be using any manner of devices out there, right?

  8. OMG, that was great!!! Keep up the great work, and hang in there!!!

  9. I'm starting to think I haven't grasped the full potential of google. I mean, seriously, someone googles "I'm going to blow my brains out."???

    (Um...and they get YOUR blog as a result? Hmmmm....)

    Thanks for your oh-so-prompt comment on my blog. It almost made me cry. Can you say "hormonal"?

  10. Wow. How interesting to see the search terms that lead people to you.

    I've been lazy about reading and commenting the last couple of days. Glad to see you are back.

  11. Catpooptacular ... I think this is definitely a new term I'll be using to describe IF!!

    Thanks for the laughs!

    And hey ... no worries about the "Doh" moment! I understand how things can go to pot when life gets in the way! Just glad you're back.

  12. Sheesh. The things that people google.

    I hope you kept the first googler from hurting his/her loved ones.

    I hope you gave the second googler something to laugh about. Poor, constipated barren cat.

  13. Hi there!
    Here through NaComLeavMo, and I love the Blog Name! Also am thoroughly appreciating Charlie's haircut...
    A suicidal referral is a first, I usually get people looking for hairy porn. Shudder.

  14. I have a whole list of odd searches on my sidebar so that I can be endlessly entertained months or years after those searches have happened.

    I'm not saying that someone wanting to blow his or her brains out is funny of course. However, I think a lot of odd google searches as are a result of someone trying to find song lyrics or lines from movies. That's what I tell myself anyway.

  15. I hope they didn't do it, it is crazy how google picks things to send them too.

    The cat poop thing is sooo funny!