Apparently I am not as exciting as you all think I am...
I have never been arrested.
There. I said it. NEVER have I had the pleasure of cold metal handcuffs...
Wait a second. Er....uh, yeah. Never been arrested.
In addition, the lie was unplugging my ex-boyfriend's fridge. I just thought that one up because my parents had their power off this weekend and their food was spoiling. Please though, feel free to continue to think of me as a vindictive woman scorned. I'm pretty sure I've done some mean things to ex-boyfriends before.
1. My dog growing up was named Whitney. My sister thought of Whitney Houston and decided it was a fine name for a fluffy caramel-colored puppy who loved to give kisses.
2. Just to reiterate - I have never been arrested. Though I wouldn't mind if it were for something like a political demonstration, I am really more of a rule bender. I always knew just how much I could talk back before I would really get in trouble. I'm a closet goody two shoes.
3. I almost drowned after trying to swim to shore from a sailboat stuck in low tide in the Atlantic in late November or early December. I thought I could walk in, but it dropped back off and I had to swim. I was wearing jeans and a sweatshirt. My best friends stepfather grabbed me and kept me from giving in to the cold waves. I had decided to go ahead and let go and sink in. I wasn't scared. It was very odd.
4. I bought a cake stand yesterday (Edit: By "yesterday" I mean Saturday. Doh.) at a garage sale. My SIL has a cupcake business and I pick up stands for her when I find them.
5. Lies, all lies.