Guess what I found in my pants this morning?
No, nothing dirty and no surprise babies: I found five bucks and a fortune!
It says "Everything will now come your way."
I'm hoping they meant to say "Everything GOOD, like babies and moolah and all that jazz, will now come your way" 'cause I've had plenty of the bad stuff already this year thankyouverymuch.
(Oh, and thanks for all the nice comments on my dress - I bought it on clearance at Target last year. Unless you see it at Goodwill, I'm afraid the time to imitate exactly my hotness has passed.)