Sunday, August 24, 2008

Fantasy L*t League

Last night was hella fun. My friend that hosts writing group (Another privilege of having kids - we used to switch off but now we always go to her house, which is way the fuck out in suburbia, because she has two kids. And I understand that it's easier for everyone and probably sometimes a burden to have to host and all that. But still.) hosted the first meeting of our new Fantasy L*terature League.

That's right. We are that nerdy. While her husband and his friends gathered in the dining room (with mini wieners and bagel dip) to draft their football players, we sat in the living room (with cucumber sandwiches and olives) and drafted authors.

People, I have the best team. I am going to KICK ASS. And TAKE NAMES.
I have the Bard. I have Oscar Wilde. I have Judy Bloom and Dr. Seuss. I have Kerouac and Langston Hughes and Amy Sedaris. Don't FUCK with me bitches.

Every week we will draw a theme from the hat and have the week to come up with our best quotations/passages on the theme from our authors. Then we will go head to head to determine who has the best team of authors. We're still working out some of the rules.

We had a few people M had talked into coming who started out thinking we were crazy. We had to convince them to go along with the draft, but you know what? By the end of the evening we had converted them into believers. They BELIEVE in the Fantasy L*terature League.

If you would like to root for me, my team is the Ipanema Iron*es.


In other news, the Wee Little Gnome is going to go to the next person who needs some luck and love. The first person to ask for his sweet gnomey ass will be receiving him in the mail. The only catch is that after you tell him what you are asking for, you must then send him on to the next person needing of a tiny bit'o'luck.

I will catch up on my blog reading later and send my love - now I am going to work on my poor neglected house.


  1. Who did you have to stopm on, kill or otherwise elbow to get that Lit Team? Seriously?

  2. Ooh!!! Me me!!!

    I could use some luck over the next couple week. I'm sure you know why. Let's just say the wee little gnome would be witness to a double miracle. And I will definitely pass him on to the next person in need in bloggy world.

    And I think your league sounds like a blast, and yes, you do have the kick-ass team. Well done.

  3. Wow! That puts a book club in a whole new light! It sounds like a lot of fun!

  4. That's an awesome idea for a fantasy league. Who got George RR Martin? Surely he would kick some ass in a gory fashion...

  5. Here from ICLW.

    That's hilarious about the FLL! But it sounds way more fun to me than fantasy football.

  6. Boo hoo...I missed out on the sweet little gnome.

    And a lit draft? You are just too creative!

  7. That is too cool! I love the idea of a fantasy lit league.

  8. That is so excellent! My husband plays every possible kind of fantasy sport (I only joined one of the football leagues once to point out how random chance could pick games as well as all of their overthinking), but he and I would both enjoy a Lit League. Did you get the first pick to get The Bard?

  9. Fantasy Lit League? What awesome geeky nerdiness!!! And you have a truly kick-ass team. Goddamn.

    Whoever ends up with the gnome in October, please send it my way! No luck needed right now, as it would arrive too late. But god knows I'm a sucker for punishment and will eventually try again, and I'll need a little green gnome (it needs a NAME!) rooting for me!

  10. I love it - of course I'm into all things Fantasy Football as well.

    It'll be interesting to hear how things progress with the rules and "the season".