I really don't keep track of my cycles anymore. I figure there is no point unless I meet Brad Pitt and then I can only assume I will wake up the next day pregnant with triplets and adoptive mother to twelve.
But I always have plenty of warning when my period is on its way. I become a raging bitch about a week beforehand. (As opposed to my usual sunshiney personality, y'know.)
Poor A. I've been royally beyond cranky today.
But you know what I found at the store today? Girl Scout Cookie ice cream. (They had Samoa and Thin Mint.) That helps. Now if those little girls would knock on my door with some actual Samoas, we would be in business.
Friday, November 21, 2008
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"...unless I meet Brad Pitt and then I can only assume I will wake up the next day pregnant with triplets and adoptive mother to twelve."
Can I tell you that I just snorted laughter? I nearly spewed caffeine free Pepsi all over my laptop.
Oooooh...what kind of girl scout ice cream? Wait, that actually sounded kind of creepy now that I wrote it...
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mmmm I recently bought some of that ice cream. Mmmmm.
Io, send me your address. I shit you not - I have a box of Samoas in a box in my laundry room that I'll be more than happy to send to you.
iclw but really here because i love ya.
Nice. Is itthe Thin Mint ice cream because that rocks!
Also try the Reeses or the Butterfinger ice creams- I think Edy's makes them. We polished off 2 pints last night despite the freezing temperatures & a delicious & healthy, yet filling meal of japanese. Butterfinger was better, but the hub has a thing against sharing. <3
girl scout cookie ice cream?! holy mary mother of .... and I can only imagine how delish the samoas one could be!
Mmm... girl scout cookies... and what flavor of girl scout cookie is their ice cream? I don't think I've ever seen it?
I'm drooling. Must send B out to look for thin mint ice cream now! I got really upset a couple of months ago because I discovered too late that Dairy Queen's blizzard of the month was a thin mint blizzard. By the time I heard about it, it was gone.
I haven't gotten any door to door girl scouts in a while. That is totally unacceptable. I've had to go to them the last couple of years.
I didn't know they made girl scout cookie ice cream. It sounds like it would be good.
I TOTALLY WANT A SAMOSA NOW. I want to inhale a samosa. God, that sounds tasty and delicious.
(Dude, I finally added you as a link. Sorry it took so long)
I would soooooo much rather have my way with Samoa ice cream than have my way with Brad Pitt.
yum!
mmmm Samoas are my favorite! To put them in ice cream is the best!
I can't wait for spring & Girl Scout Cookie time! Hope you feel better soon!
If I had some I would send them right to you!
my wild friday night consisted of watching a movie on TV that I own on DVD, being pissed the whole time because of the edits and commercials, but being too lazy to get up and put the DVD on instead.
Oh, and eating half of a movie theater sized box of Sour Patch Kids, washed down with half a similar sized box of Junior Mints, with about ten Gobstoppers for good measure. See, most normal people with PMS/MS crave cookies or potato chips- I just want to mainline a bag of sugar. Seriously, if I hadn't had any candy in the house, I would have been in the kitchen with a spoon in the sugar jar...
Oh, and some crying, too. 'Cos, I mean, what's a hormonal Friday without a few tears?
Funny you mention Brad Pitt, I dreamed I had wild sex with him last night, WTF? Funny thing is, I don't even like him. HA! Wonder if he got me pregnant with triplets? LOL!
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Yum - girl scout ice cream! Now if only they delivered ice cream with the cookies...now we'd be talking. Well it is winter, so maybe there is some hope for that? I like tagalongs or anything with peanut butter and chocolate. Can't go wrong there. I loved the Brad Pitt reference, isn't that the truth, LOL! ICLW
You are hilarious!! And who knew there was such a thing as Thin Mint ice cream. NOW I have a reason for living!
Thanks for your post. Glad I ca across you via ICLW.
Mo
I love girl scout ice cream. Enjoy! I am going to have to do some B & J therapy this week.
oh my that sounds yummy!!!!! i also love your new haircut!
MMMM.... I love the Somoa icecream. It is freakin spectacular! I hope you like it.
The Brad Pitt comment... You seriously crack me up!
Oh man...girl scout cookie ice cream sounds heavenly. (As long as it's not made with real girl scouts rofl) Here from ICLW.
I was rolling when I read "...unless I meet Brad Pitt and then I can only assume I will wake up the next day pregnant with triplets and adoptive mother to twelve." Too funny!
I really love the thin mint ice cream.
ICLW
Good to know I'm not the only one who becomes a raging bitch...and I feel some bitchiness coming on BIG time.
Anything chocolate-y is best the way to appease my 'mones -- that and not interacting with humans.
I LOVE THIN MINT!!!
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