Friday, February 20, 2009

Proof

And to prove that I am not going to disappear for another two months (ok, I know this proves diddlysquat, what with it coming two seconds after the last and being very short) I will post a second time today.
Also, I realized this was bugging me.

Why, if you are a former infertile, who had the marvelous luck to spontaneously gestate as soon as you started the adoption process (really? REALLY?) and are now brewing a second delicious mochaccino baby, would you think that your still infertile friend would be delighted to be charged with finding you a secondhand crib?

I know I'm a bargain hunter, but come the fuck on dude.

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  1. Oh no, she did not!

    Welcome back BTW.

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  2. Used cribs are easy to find. I'm sure if you do nothing they will find one themselves.

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  3. Like buses. Nothing for ages and then two in a row!

    Nice to hear from you and really? Really? That's incredible from someone who has already gone through the whole infertility thing.

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  4. Wow, that's pretty insensitive! Seems she has a short memory.

    Glad you are back too!

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  5. If we're forming a line to bitch slap that heifer, then please let me be first!

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  6. Find one with extra lead in the paint or widely-spaced bars and watch how fast she never asks you to do something like this again.

    Come the fuck on dude, indeed.

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  7. Poop. I'll find one for you. Just let me know what state & city to look in. Give me a week & you can take all the credit & not have to do a thing.

    Because that is a little ridiculous!

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  8. Yeah, I'm a bitch of the variety that thinks if you have two spontaneous pregnancies in less time then it's taken me to conceive one, then do not "get" to call yourself "infertile". Subfertile, maybe. Infertile, no.

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  9. Io, Io, Io, Io, I'm doing the happy dance to see you again! Welcome back, friend!

    As for the friend, um...right. Wish I had nice words to say about that, but I'm at a loss right now.

    But you're back! Yay! :) Hugs and smiles to you!

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  10. Yeah. That just basically sucks. People can be thoughtless, for sure.

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  11. are you serious?????

    honestly, is your friend on crack or something?

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  12. I vow to never turn into a bitch if I am fortunate enough to carry a child. Even if I had multiple multiples I would never ask someone hurting to help my shop for baby related items. Especially a crib. I agree with Me- subfertile only.

    I give you permission to hate this friend for a while.

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  13. that's just fucked up.

    welcome back though.

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  14. duuuude. that is just all kinds of wrong.

    And welcome back to the blogosphere... you were missed.

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  15. Ohhhh hun, I'm so sorry! Shame on her! She should know better, shouldn't she?!

    SOO glad you're back though!!

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  16. Uncalled for and I am really struggling to hold back here.

    Sorry my friend,that just really bites and is completely insensitive.

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  17. Glad to hear from you and hope you stick around.

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  18. Geez - what's next? "All the baby time you want"? Your friend obviously has the pregnancy brain disease or is just a complete clod.

    Welcome back!

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  19. Maybe a little bit of misplaced enthusiasm.

    Welcome back anyways.

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  20. Said friend is self involved. Glad you're back!

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  21. That's nasty of your friend. I'm outraged.

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  22. Io, I am so so glad that you're back. I have thought about writing you several times in the past few weeks to check in, but I kept procrastinating. Welcome back!

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  23. First ... welcome back!!
    Second ... WTF?!

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  24. OMIGAWD, Io, I am SO glad to see you posting again! I can't tell you how many times I thought about calling and/or emailing you, only to feel a bit weird and stalker-y..."HI, I'M YOUR KRAZEE HIPPY BLOGBUDDY! WASSUP?"

    So I suck much worse you, for being a IRL contact coward.

    Why does Ms. Sensitivity need a crib if she just had one not too long ago? What's next, a friggin' pony for Junior?

    It sucks to feel stuck. Really sucks. And, hon, I'm gonna buy YOU a bottle of wine next time we get a chance to see each other.

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  25. Welcome back! Sorry it took something like this to bring you back to multiple posts. Your friend is crazy!

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  26. HEY! Happy to see ya!

    Agreed.

    And I would like to brew that kind of baby! OK, maybe mine would be more of a cafe au lait, but still. ;)

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